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At the ceremony in the East Room, Obama said the following: “We saw Dwyane Wade, the heart and soul of this team, continue to do whatever it takes to win, including leading the team in blocks, and at the postgame press conferences he dressed well enough to land himself in GQ magazine.” The president then turned away from the podium and, in a scene reminiscent of Lyndon Johnson’s CGI’d bemusement with Forrest Gump’s bare ass, called out, “Show ‘em your kicks here, Dwyane.” [Dwayne shows off his pink-chocolate-yellow patent leather Louboutins] Satisfied, Obama turned back to the crowd. “If any of you can pull this off other than Dwyane Wade, let me know.



